Interview.

I am doing my interview on my friend Hunter. I started asking her the simple questions. Do you like cats and why? “Yes I do because they are cuddly and fun to play with.” Then I went on to ask what the craziest thing she has ever done was, and she replied; “I jumped off a 21 foot waterfall naked in the middle of winter and the waterfall just happened to be frozen, ha-ha.” That was crazy. That also brought up a question I had to ask. What was one of your most interesting stories and will you tell it? She snickered and stated, “Well just this week I interviewed Dalcie, who interviewed herself. Here is how that went: I asked Dalcie to tell me the most interesting story about her and she said, “Hmmm, it would have to be my English interview.” I asked her why and to elaborate she stated, “Well it was interesting because I interviewed myself. And here is how it went; such as; where was the most interesting place you’ve been? Dalcie replied “Nakashinana.” I had to ask: What and where is this? Dalcie said, “It’s in an alternate realm, and it’s… somewhere, not here. Ha-ha.” I finally asked, could you describe your experience in the, ‘imaginary’, country is it? She gladly stated, “It’s more of an imaginary realm but yes I would be glad to… “When I first got to Nakashinana I was amazed at the extreme color and all around attraction of the place. I arrived at about 6:30 am our time, which is known as about six nute-nutes in Nakashinana’s time. So it was fairly early in the morning. To my surprise the sun was a giant orange pulsating with light. Rising about the frosting laced mountains. I looked o the left and there were trees as tall as skyscrapers. But I highly doubt that they were really trees because of the fact that they mooed like cows and had springs at the end. Oh yes they were what we call today, jumping cow trees. I almost got crushed got crushed by one, it was awful. But just in the nick of time I fell into the hole of a monkey-bunny-llama beast. That was an experience. As I was falling I observed the walls where there were pictures of glow-in-the-dark-Twinkies. Then BAM! I hit the bottom. It didn’t hurt at all considering I landed on the monkey-bunny-llama beast. He and his entire fluffy rainbow colored hair saved my life. I thought that because of his monstrous size he would be mean, but to my great surprise he offered me tea and pineapple upside down cake. I accepted because, well I mean it would be rude for me to fall down and hit him, yes refuse his hospitality. We talked about each other’s worlds and how Nakashinana was run by a good talking shrunken head named frog-dumpling. Then I thanked him for his time and headed out of the hole. I asked for a cab but he said that all they had were unicorniphants. I was a bit distraught about riding one because I had never even heard of one but when I did, it was fun. It talked like a normal human with a slight lisp and gave me a tour around Nakashinana.” After hearing that…story, I decided to begin again by asking what was it like meeting these new creatures? “It was interesting, I thought that they would be mean, but no, actually they were very hospitable.” Did you enjoy it? “For the first time I was there it was very…. Enlightening.” I then asked, have you ever taken acid or shrooms? “well, just to start off, I find this question very rude, but to answer, no I have not, and I was not on drugs at the time I visited Nakashinana. After hearing this story I asked her some other questions. So how did you come up with this alternate dimension? “Shrooms, lots and lots of shrooms, no, not really, I am a really random person and I needed a story… fast and that’s what I came up with.” Did you bring back anything from Nakashinana? “As a matter of fact yes I did, I brought back a fluffy, blind, deaf, limbless, paralyzed, sparkly, hairy, purple spider named Yoshirodogagocakakakia.”
Yes, that was an interesting story alright; I wouldn’t have ever expected it. It sounds like Nakashinana was a very interesting place. I asked Hunter if she wanted to go and she replied, “Oh yes, it sounds like a blast. My whole life I have never heard of anything so out of this world, literally.” Now that makes for an interesting story.